Absurd Beyond Crackers: 60 Silly Poems for Every Occasion

Absurd Beyond Crackers 2: 60 silly poems

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A Poetic Journey into the Realm of the Absurd

Prepare to embark on a literary adventure that will tickle your funny bone and stretch the limits of your imagination. 'Absurd Beyond Crackers' is a collection of 60 outrageously silly poems that will leave you questioning whether you're laughing at the absurd or simply being absurd yourself.

Within these pages, you'll encounter talking vegetables, cats with a penchant for philosophy, and eccentric characters who defy all sense of reason. Each poem is a miniature masterpiece of absurdity, guaranteed to elicit a chuckle or two.

60 Poems, 60 Reasons to Smile

'Absurd Beyond Crackers' caters to all ages and occasions. Whether you're looking for a quick laugh during your morning commute, a lighthearted bedtime read for your little ones, or a conversation starter at your next social gathering, this book has you covered.

With poems ranging from the downright silly to the subtly absurd, you're guaranteed to find something that resonates with your peculiar sense of humor.

A Few Glimpses into the Absurd

To give you a taste of the absurd delights that await you, here are a few excerpts from the collection:

The Vegetative Lament
I am a carrot, not a mere vegetable,
My existence is full of potential.
I dream of dancing, of singing with glee,
But alas, I'm rooted, eternally.

The Feline Philosopher
Cats are not the sum of their whiskers and fur,
They ponder the universe, that's for sure.
In their minds, they ponder life's great quests,
Like why humans insist on chasing their tails.

The Eccentric Inventor
I've created a device that makes clouds speak,
They whisper in riddles, both mild and meek.
But the problem I face, as an inventor astute,
Is that they refuse to answer, "What is the meaning of life?"

The Gift of Laughter

'Absurd Beyond Crackers' is more than just a book of poems; it's a gift of laughter. It reminds us that life doesn't always have to make sense, and sometimes the best way to cope is to embrace the absurd.

Whether you're a longtime fan of silly poetry or simply looking for a way to brighten your day, 'Absurd Beyond Crackers' is the perfect antidote to boredom and seriousness.

So, grab a copy today and prepare to be delightfully bewildered. Laughter is guaranteed, and sanity is optional!

Absurd Beyond Crackers 2: 60 silly poems

4.1 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	11317 KB
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Print length	:	72 pages
Lending	:	Enabled

FREE